The Spores... Proof there is no God.... at least no sober one...

Wakawaka:
Just because it doesnt have any legs, doesnt mean a Waka cant be king of the dancefloor. You havent seen 'the shuffle' till you see a wakawaka. In its very little spare time left over from dancing and moving around in general, the wakawaka feasts on rodents and sporey equivalents. It can have trouble catching them sometimes, but the prey will generally collapse in laughter after a short battle...

Mansard:
Lanky, goofy and wealthy. Mansard is the protector of precious jewels fused into his body. It serves no purpose other than being a humorous walking safe that occasionally attempts to fly.
It can be quite ferocious and catches more prey than it can handle.

Mavis:
Despite the big ears, Mavis's are a bit hard of hearing. They have an odd fascination with bingo nights and lace, and are a great source of hugs. However, their memory isnt known to be that great; and have trouble hunting prey as they cant hear anything to catch, and when they do, either forget that they've caught something or tire themselves out trying to mash it into a stew...
BUT, dont let the caked makeup, sagging ears and old-person freckles fool you, Mavis is one mean, green fighting machine...

PenetrationDevestation.
The PenDev's are a very patriarchal society. They have...interesting....social lives and are very much fans of sport. They are very cocky creatures and are fascinated by their reflection. The male attracts the female with a dance not uncommon on human nightclub dancefloors...

The Impregnators...
The impregnators are an unfortunate mix of venus fly trap and goose. Its a natural wonder thanks to its ability to live off nothing but fly's, bread and 10 year old human fingers...
Impregnators are related to the PenDev family, sharing much the same brain.

Crocadogger.
Crocadoggers are an excitable breed that will bite your leg off instead of hump it. living off a daily diet of japanese tourists, crocadoggers have plenty of energy to burn which they spend on running madly around in circles and licking their scales.
If your name is steve, you own a swamp and live near a popular tourist destination, then a crocadogger could be the perfect pet.

Moreton.
Moretons are the mafia of the sporial kingdom.They are wise creatures that dont take no for an answer. They may not look more than just an early pensioner, but be sure not to double cross moretons as they can pack one serious punch...

Gemma.
Gemmas are much like mansards - they are protectors of precious jewels. As nimble as a hummer towing a truck, gemmas are more of a stationary safe than mansards are...

Woohar.
The woohars are the "metro, body builders" of the spore kingdom. They spend every spare second of their day building up their muscles to fill out their pink striped shirt that's already 2 sizes too small. They are Herbivours by choice but still think they can 'push their bodies to the limit.' Found at the same dance-off's as the impregnators and PenDev's, the woohars dance moves are its livelihod. Its favourite catch-phrase is "Oh yeeeaaaahhh", and dont think you can get away from it without giving it a hi-5.

Vlad.
Vlads are an angry flying bird/dinosaur thing...they eat anything - fear nothing and feast on the terror of small creatures. (and big ones if they're easy to digest)

Hopsticles.
Hopsticles, like wakawakas, laugh at disability pensions in the face. They are just as capable, if not more capable than if they had 2 legs.