Vlads are an angry flying bird/dinosaur thing...they eat anything - fear nothing and feast on the terror of small creatures. (and big ones if they're easy to digest)
Mavis:
Despite the big ears, Mavis's are a bit hard of hearing. They have an odd fascination with bingo nights and lace, and are a great source of hugs. However, their memory isnt known to be that great; and have trouble hunting prey as they cant hear anything to catch, and when they do, either forget that they've caught something or tire themselves out trying to mash it into a stew...
BUT, dont let the caked makeup, sagging ears and old-person freckles fool you, Mavis is one mean, green fighting machine...
Crocadogger:
Crocadoggers are an excitable breed that will bite your leg off instead of hump it. living off a daily diet of japanese tourists, crocadoggers have plenty of energy to burn which they spend on running madly around in circles and licking their scales.
If your name is steve, you own a swamp and live near a popular tourist destination, then a crocadogger could be the perfect pet.
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